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This is the section of MosesNews.com where we present entertainment tailored to our Loyal Following. If anyone would like to submit a guest post, send me an email to DonMosesLerman@gmail.com.Saturday, February 13, 2010
Cousin Chubby's Best Jokes Of The Week ! #4
1. As Broadway play was about to start and just they where about to raise the curtain the Manager comes out and says'' Ladies & Gentleman there will be no performance tonight the leading ,man suffered a Heart attack and died, From the audience you could hear an old Jewish woman yelling '' Give Him Some Chicken Soup''' The manager yelled back ''madam please the man is dead it can't help him , she yells back ''it Vouldn't hoyt!2,In a crowed Movie theater a woman was yelling at the top of her voice ''IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE'' A man stands up and says lady I'm a doctor she replies "OY HAVE I GOT A GIRL FOR YOU''
3. A very religious man immigrated to this country saved up for several years then sent for his elderly mother from Europe, as she greets him at the port she notices that he is clean shaven'' she says Moishe wheres your beard , he replied nobody wears one in this country, she then notice that he's not wearing a yarmulke, wears your yarmulke she said , he replies nobody bothers wearing them, she say do you keep Kosher , not necessarily here , she then said let me ask you sometime .. are you still circumcised?
4.A man immigrated to his country and needed a job he heard that down at Delancy street that they were hiring ditch diggers, so off he went , to his dismay the interviewer asked him if he was able to read, which he replied no , the interviewer said well in this country to be a ditch digger you have to be able to read, dejected he got hold of some old rags and sold them at the sidewalk from that he graduate to a store and later a sold new clothing then he acquire and 3rd and 4th store and dabbled in Real Estate and in a short while was very rich man He was about to negotiate a million dollar loan from the bank the manager receives him and says Mr, Cohen were going to give you the loan hand down whatever you ask for just sign on the dotted line . Mr,Cohen replied ''I can read or write'' the manage read a man of your success can't read write can you imagine how far in life you would gone if you could .MR, Cohen replied ''If I could read and write I'd be a ditch digger on Delancy Street!
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