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This is the section of MosesNews.com where we present entertainment tailored to our Loyal Following. If anyone would like to submit a guest post, send me an email to DonMosesLerman@gmail.com.Saturday, February 13, 2010
Cousin Chubby's Best Jokes Of The Week ! #3
1. An 80 year old man was sitting on a park bench crying when a police officer approached'' whats s the problem he said, the 80 yr old man replied '' I just got married to a gorgeous 25 year old bride , passionet love every night , she gives me an allowance I live in her penthouse apartment she pays the rent she lets me drive her Mercedes, the police officer said so why are you crying ? the old man said '' Forgot where I live!''
2. An old lady, a spinster , never married was at the doctors office, whats wrong she asked the doctor , the doctor looked at her and said ""I"m afraid its woman trouble '' she replied '' you mean In ever used it and now its giving me trouble?''
3.Three old men where discussing getting old a 60 yr old a 70 and an 80 yr old , the 60 said its not good being 6o because .when your 60 you can't urinate the 70 said I got it worse when your 70 you can't make a bowl movement, the 80 yr old man replied , I urinate like clock work everyday at 7am and make a bowl movement everyday like clockwork at 8am , the other two replied so whats the problem ...he said I wake up at 9am
4. After loosing an enormous amount of weight Don notice that the chest area was still large it didn't look right for a man, his doctor said Don you got to go for a mama gram I wont go, a mama gram Don replied for a man, the doctor said look you got to go . Don replied back Ok but under no circumstance am I going for a pap shmere
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